Wrong Horse Takes His Own Scalp
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"What? Nah, you've got the wrong horse, I've owned this guy since he was a colt! Ignore the fact he responds to the name of that other horse..."
"Oh, and if you'd like a snack, well, I have some pemmican-inna-bun for sale. Premium quality buffalo meat! And, er, some other meats, too. Buffalo are a bit scarce round these parts, you know how it is..."