Introducing the latest product from Mom's Friendly Construct Company^TM,


Features include:

• A full suite of alchemy-based performance-enhancing liquids!
  
• Highly customizable bombs, capable of carrying multiple elemental and cloud-based payloads!
  
• Compact size for easy storage and espionage missions!
  
• Powered by alchemy, thus not hampered by restrictions on conventional magic! *
  
• Pet dinosaur! **

* Note: may still be subject to some restrictions on conventional magic
** Pet dinosaur costs extra

Warning: Do not submerge fully in water. Do not expose to heat, cold, acid, sonic, lightning, or force effects. Bombs, extracts, and mutagen are not intended for personal use. In the event of damage, return to a licensed MomCorp^TM repair outpost; attempting to perform repairs will void your warranty. In the event of sass, attempting to sass back in return may be hazardous to your health. Not actually made of tin.