"Hello, I am Training Unit 642. I will be educating you in the art of combat today."

"Now, try to hit me."

"Good one. Now try using your other weapon. Go on."

"Lift with your legs."

"Close, but no cigar. Smoking is expressly prohibited on these premises."

"Use the force...erhm I mean MORE force!"

"Hit me baby, one more time."

"I like the way it hurts."

"That all you got? I've had worse from a lizard bite...dragons are lizards, right?"

"Come on meatbag, you can stab your pointy thing better than that!"

"Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"