I may not look the part, but as you can tell, I am a creature of the abyss, sometimes I eat hershey's, but only rarely, when I can afford it, my rift money is no good in this world, and my current character status is "bum" or "transient"


Character Level: 683 + (37 prestige, chaos warp demigod)
Weapons: Orb of deep pockets +5, Sword of Clam Slaying +9, large bag of rocks (37/37)
HP: ~/~
MP: XXXX/XXXX
Skills: Craft(lie), Craft(bullsh*t), Craft(trinkets), Craft(homework), Knowledge(con-artistry), Knowledge(arcane), demolitions, disarm, swim, tumble, intimidate, Speak Language(bullsh*t), Speak Language(common), Speak Language(ASWoT), Spot, Listen, Search, Disable Device, Create Stuff out of Thin Air, Survival.

EXP: ~~~~~/~~~~~
Items: Pocket of Deepening +20, Portable Hideout, Bag of Clams, Amulet of Entrapment, Ring of Force Push, Jedi Training Manual, Sith Training Manual, ASWoT Dictionary [Speak Language(ASWoT)+300], Cellphone, Skivvies of Teleportation, Boots of Superspeed, Cape of Instant Hide+500, Auto Turrets X10, Stronghold (Valerian Mountains), Bag of neverending foodz.