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15:03, 28th March 2024 (GMT+0)

nuric

Abandoned on the steps of a Tibetan monastery in Downtown Sheboygan, the man known as nuric was taken in, accidently, by the head monk's personal bookie when the man mistook him for the daily newspaper.  Trained by the eccentric monks in the mystical and martial arts, he worked hard, sanding floors, painting fences, and was raised in the traditions of Poverty, Chastity, and Obediance.
When he turned 18, however, he told the head monk: "Screw you guys!  I'm going to Hollywood to be a porn star!"
Several years later, he left Hollywood, after a massive Cootie infection almost caused him to lose his leg.
Luckily, he looked behind the sofa, and there is was.

Leaving to travel the country, nuric spent the next few years walking the earth, drinking beer and doing random good deeds.
Eventually, he settled into a job pickling apricots for army use.  He sold his company and invested the money in  a small island nation.
It sank.
It soon became a reef and attacted many rare, beautiful and, more importantly, valuable fish.
nuric sold them for chowder and is looking for more investment opportunities.