The Fuglyboyz are the Jester's main henchmen. They run errands, arrange drug deals, and act as enforcers and muscle when it comes time to rumble. Most of the Fuglyboyz enhance themselves with various pharmaceutical augments such as Mite or Steremol-VNM, growing thickly muscled in order to have enough power to fight the Bloodfangs and the Cryptkickers on even terms. Most of them have pickled their brains to the point of gibbering insanity.

Aspects: Big and crazy; Fucked up, Hopped up, Amped up; Ma! The voices! They won't go away!