Name: Bree Candace Marchand

Nickname: Blaireeeeee, BeeBee, Blai, Candy, and Supreme Queen Bitch of Everything Cheer.





PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION

Gender: With these tits? Uh, you figure it out.

Age: Over 18.

Hair: My blonde is totally not from a bottle. And they're not extensions, either, you nosey douche.

Eyes: Blue stollen straight from the ocean. That's what my Daddy says. <3's, Daddy!





Distinguishing Marks: Everything? I have the cutest button nose and a smile that's SO candy apple, and this tight, petite little bod, and a perfect -- LITERALLY perfect -- ass that was made -- LITERALLY made -- to rock the pleats out of a cheerleading skirt. Not to mention these loooooooong, totally toned legs that go all the way from my hips to the ground. And excuse me, I have the exact perfect amount of thigh gap, Tatum, you whore.

General Appearance: Perfect in every way.



HISTORY
Personality: I am, in a word, awesome. All my life I've been super active in cheer, and in cheer you have to be super into community service, like, making miserable poor people happy all the time. I'm good at that. I don't like doing it, because according to God poor people actually deserve to be miserable, but I totally believe we all have a purpose in life in mine is to cheer the whole world! Pepsi and peace, ya'll!

I don't like poverty and homelessness or sweat or carbohydrates. My favorite color is watermelon and my favorite flower is daisies and my favorite animal is minks because they make really awesome coats. The single thing in this world I can't live without is Urban Outfitters and my Daddy's AMEX Black. One day I want to get married in an Amsale Aberra dress on the Spanish Steps in Spain.

Sexual Preferences: I'm not a lez or anything but I'll make out with my squad if one of the guys asks.

Major: Always.

Minor: NEVER!

About Your character: (See personality). Oh! Also I want to get groped by all my daddy's political friends #Countmein