"Looking for a drink?  I got the best stuff at the best prices.  The dive is just a cover to keep the snobs away."

"Looking for Dante?  He's not here.  Let me be clear, he is NEVER here.  He never was nor will he be here.  Got it? Good.  Now...  what do you want him for and maybe, MAYBE, I can arrange for you to find out where he might be."

"Anything else....?  Well, it ain't that kind of bar.  So, you will have to go elsewhere, but I don't judge.  Come back when you want a drink."