Hacksell Prose
Once one of the most famed and despised/loved of the orcish rock movement, Hacksell is long since faded from the public's eye and gone to fat.  His blood-red hair is streaked with grey, he has a good sized paunch, and his money is almost all gone.

Time for a comeback tour!  Unfortunately, the rest of Blades 'N Tulips is long dead from drug overdoses and jealous husbands, so it looks like he needs a new crew.  You look like you could probably bang on a drum...?