Welcome!  Welcome one and all!  Allow for me to be welcoming all of you to the glorious ... the mystifying ... the thrilling ...

SAVAGE SPACE: 1889
Aetheric Adventures

I am, of course, the very much scheming il Vapore-Padrone, the...uh...how you Inglesi say?...I am the Steamlord.  For you I shall be the Guide, the Confidante, the Oracle, and, when the fickle fates dictate I must, the One who will put the coin in your mouth at the funeral--as you travel now through this most wonderful, most mesmerizing universe of interplanetary politics and the dashing space adventures during the Reign of the Most Britannic Majesty Victoria, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland Queen, Defender of the Faith, Empress of India.

Ai, cosa vedono le persone in quella donna?!

Now, let begin, eh?  Oh, and do not forget...proteggete i vostri sederi, i miei amici!