The Moppum Family
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Moppum show!It's time to beg and barter.
It's time to steal and fight.
Spin the wheel, let's make a deal,
On the Moppum show tonight!
It's time to hide the silver.
Lock every jewel up tight.
What do you have to offer
On the Moppum show tonight?
It's time to nail the door closed,
With nails of iron's bite
Or we're going to steal your children,
On the Moppum Show tonight!
Why don't you get things started?
It's time to get things started
On the most damnational, incantational, aberrational, Moppumtional
This! is! what! we! call! the! Moppum! Shooooow!
