Fiveteen dwarves and a bottle of rum!
Yo, ho, ho!
One stabbed other in the gut, and a bottle of rum!
Yo, ho, ho!
Fourteen dwarves and a bottle of rum!
Yo, ho, ho!
One fell over, and a bottle of rum!
Yo, ho, ho!
Thirteen dwarves and a bottle of rum!
Yo, ho, ho!

The shanty degenerates further but I'm too sober to cite the whole drunken dwarves song.