Dogmeat so ugly. "How ugly is he" He so ugly his mom thought he was the meat left out for the dog!  He a good boy, the goodest of boys.  But he thrown in kennel cause they thought he a dog.  Then thrown down a well like Timmeh cause he so ugly.

He got out, got some bitches and a litter.  Now he have a band, they sing sweat songs to da moon, and he name his band "The Hill People" and they were the goodest.

He gonna go get strong den he gonna go bite them has thrown him in a well!