Maury R Tea
Maury seems to be unarmed and unarmoured but that says nothing. Perhaps he's a monk? That seems unlikely though with somebody this unpredictable. Perhaps he's a clown or perhaps he's mad. It is said that he is an intellectual thief but that is untrue. Rather he is a thief of intellectual property. One of these days he plans to steal the intelligent cloak of the Wizards of the Coast, or failing that, the Oh Jee Ell itself.