- This game is under the Sci-Fi, Comedy & Action/Adventure genres.
- The game system is Freeform/Universal RPG.
- This game contains mature content.
Halo Hammer Effect with a pinch of Destiny
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With all new flavors like Naplam! Ezoe! And Khorne! Youve had the bad, now try the rad!...iation.
HammerThirst. Side effects include spawnhood. Use your mutated body to help Japanese schoolgirls. HammerThirst. Anything is possible.
Krogan-blasting, the sport youll invent because youll be too angry for normal sports. Youll feel like a battleship made of dinosaurs.
What about me and my blue collar? CREED! Hide that tank behind a bush!
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Oh Emperor, why have you forsaken me?
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over 300,00 confirmed kills!
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