Name: Samantha Quinelly
Age: 30

Role in Band: Roadie/Techie/Keyboard

Where is she now?: Caught in a dead-end job, throwing her money at a therapist that she’s too attached to, and has zero friends or healthy impulses. Her life is ruled by three laws: Don’t do or try anything unlawful/dangerous/scary, don’t let anyone people who might secretly be villainous get within 39 and a half emotional feet, and make enough money to live comfortably.

More literally, she lives in an apartment in Normal, Illinois and works in Bloomington, Illinois.