Steve Goodman

Scion of Zeus
Position: Athletics Chair
Description: A longtime member of the faculty, Coach Goodman has settled in to the platonic ideal of what a high school gym teacher should look like. Stocky and heavily built, he has a layer of fat built over powerful muscles. In all but the most formal of situations, Goodman wears athletic shorts, sneakers, and a gray sweatshirt. It is rumored that his whistle was crafted for him especially by Hephaestus.

Despite his appearances, Coach is known as a man of passion and strategic brilliance, at least as it applies to sports. He also holds the record for feats of strength on campus for the last 23 years.