Aspartamine Xanax

Head Scrivener & Herald
of the Haslinger Family
Years of Service: 82
Age: Unknown
Apparent age: 75

A bald pasty pate, folded over between endless way lines of wrinkle and creases of sagging skin sits below a heavy brow two enormous yellow clouded orbs Xanax calls eyes. From those he sees very little, but watches everything. He would appear for all intents and purposes blind and is very nearly that. He gets around the ship by memory and servitor skull which gives off pings when he is about to run into a deck wall or is speaking into a klaxon for long enough. His auto-quill a seemingly endless scratching blur of blue ink upon page after page of paper.

He spent decades with the Adminstratum of Ohmsworld sextuplicationg triplicate forms for used air filtration slabs on the toxic planet, every once in a while he would be allowed to octuplicate forms for new filtration systems and those truly were shining moments in his youth and prime.

Luther Haslingers’ Great-Grandfather Vendross Haslinger saw something in the scribe. What is was no one knows to this day, Aspartamine once may have known (He did. He was told directly.) but he either had forgotten or it simply wasn’t important enough to keep track of in a documented form (It was very important and there were forms. He signed off on them, thrice).

Swept up and away from his desk with the Adminstratum in the dank under hive of the family  auditors  Xanax has spent the most of his life transcribing the thoughts of Haslinger Great-Grandfather and Father, while also marking down the achievements of Haslinger line in general.

The reason was for a volume set to eventually be published as an Opus and legacy for the family, of which Luther’s Grand-Father felt was coming very soon on upon the horizon, the division and discord in the Dominate smelt of ambition, drive and possibilities to the Old Man.

The Elder Haslinger had felt for his entire life his progeny would bestow greatness upon the Dominate and the name Haslinger and he wanted to make sure it was preserved (In triplicate) in hopes of putting Ohmsworld on the Imperial map of prominence and the very Halsinger name up with the most well known family of any high born child of the outshining and overbearing Calixis Sector ranks.

Now an old man, Aspartamine putters about the ship, a cracked servitor skull pinging away ahead of him, legend dripping from his pen. History of Haslinger line all dependent in the end from the High born son of the line all the way down to lowly scribe keeping track of it all. For it matter not if it happened or not, if it not triplicated.