(this is an Electric Bastionland character I rolled up for a game on here that never made it past the first room)

Name: Bernard
Failed Career: GOOD DOG
Gender:Male
HP: 6/6
STR: 18/18
DEX: 12/12
WIL: 12/12
Inventory:
Collar, Teeth (d6), Mighty BORK.
$5 in collar compartment?

DEPRIVED in Hospital or Nursing Home.